…that was unexpected.
oh man this is great
I know what you probably think it is
IT’S NOT THAT
aaaaand im crying
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…that was unexpected.
oh man this is great
I know what you probably think it is
IT’S NOT THAT
aaaaand im crying
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THE LITERAL GIRLIEST JUMP IN EXISTANCE I CAN’T I’M DYING OMFG DAVE YOU PRECIOUS BABY
HE STILL HAS A STRAIGHT FACE
Its the only straight thing about him in this gif
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peebles teach me how to be you
can we just talk about this for a minute
because seriously i have so much respect for the adventure time team. they’ve made a successful cartoon that isn’t random poop and fart jokes for a solid eleven minutes. sure, adventure time has its immature moments, but then there’s parts like this.
pb’s backed up against the wall in a position that’s way too common in today’s society. you can tell she’s scared and uncomfortable. so what does she do? she beats the shit out of ricardio.
she doesn’t “play nice”, she doesn’t “let him down gently”, she tears off his limbs and stomps on his face. then ricardio tries to play the nice guy card and she has none of it. it’s refreshing to see something aimed at children that doesn’t state that girls need to be polite and sweet and stand by while someone makes them uncomfortable.
basically, i love this show and i love how it teaches girls something that’ll actually come in handy some day. god fucking bless.
And this is back on the dash again. Always reblog.
And let’s not forget, this isn’t a one time thing. There’s an episode later in the series where Ice King won’t leave her along and she fucking shoots him. Granted, its with a tranquilizer but still. She tells him exactly one time to back off, and when he doesn’t, she does not even hesitate to put him down. This is why Peebs will forever be my favorite. She doesn’t put up with it, and she tells little girls that they don’t need to put up with it either.
I fucking love Peebles. She’s pretty badass all the time.
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OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!
WRONG!
THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.
YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!
DON’T CLICK IT.
CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED.
CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.
CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.
Signal boost for my followers. I hate this kind of virus :S Then again, I hate ALL viruses.
Remember: Anything with an email attached IS A VIRUS.
((I just deleted this message without looking at it since it looked suspicious. Now I know I was right.))
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| Interviewer: | There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from? |
|---|---|
| George R.R. Martin: | You know, I've always considered women to be people. |

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THE CUTE
I CANT
TAVROS
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did u kno that cats do this while you’re asleep to check if you’re breathing?
and if you’re not alive they will start eating you at that very moment
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An interesting model of our solar system’s path as it travels through space in the Milky Way.
Certainly a departure from usual models that show the Sun as a static object, which it certainly isn’t
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Raven was the original Nicki Minaj.
It’s like she saw the future or something
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